The Emirate of Absolute communism363 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.384 billion Absolute communism363ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism363ian economy, worth 714 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,994 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 531,918 per year while the poor average 37,572, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

The vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Absolute communism363, and orange is the new black for judicial robes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism363's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism363 is ranked 14,819^th in the world and 1,139^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 122.84 kickbacks per hour.